March 2010 by admin.

6:30 am….finally get to snooze……..9:30am *knock knock knock*…..(opens door)…….dad: I need ur help. the neighbor bought the material for the fence and I agreed to put it up. get dressed. Me: O boy! *jumps for joy*…pshh….i was tired as F**k! …..but had to help my old man……. all day diggin holes, measuring, leveling, hammering, chilling, measuring and hammering again…Im so tired i should end this story right now. But for some reason, lately (like these past few months) Ive had the urge to fix things. I’ve been asked what I want for my birthday and my response was, just get me some tools…..table saw, power drill, tool set, the works….whatever you get will be fine…i just need tools!! You f**K it up,I fix it… havin gf problems?? send her to me, ill fix it….lmao… real men fix sh*t…lol…no better way to put it…..o and I was in walmart and I saw my ex……now we talk on facebook and all but we havent seen each other since like the 9th grade….it was funny because we were both in our (sub-par) clothing….come on now….u dont get dressed to go to walmart at midnight now do you???…but ne who….i kinda tried to avoid her without making it obvious (lmao at the thought of a person in line faced backwards the whole time with a hoody on…) but i know she saw me….and she know i seen her but she was avoiding me too….=/ awkward moment cause the cashier took FOREVER to give her her change…..and then she was at the redbox when i walked out, just starring at me….i walked by like…….I >>>>GOT>>>> HO’S! I got hoooooooooo’s….in different area cooodddeess! lol.. and didnt even LOOK her way…burrrnnn…..i know she ate it! it fuk’d with her all night…lololol….. well time to end this……..dont forget to check out my other web page to FInd all your discounted TEXTBOOKS @  Not Another Semester [DotCom]……. annnddddd i gotta say it……cry me a river, “BUILD” a bridge and get over it ;D….good day.

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February 2010 by admin.

So today kinda was a sit at home and do nothing all day day….not much to talk about….other than taking my kid to the park, seeing old co-workers and witnessing a jackass make a jackass out of himself…thats right i said it people…..a donkey. I never really questioned why it was called such and if i did, i sure know the answer now…..that sucker pulled his lips back showing his pearly whites *sarcasm* and let this horrible sound out that sounded similar to your mom *points at you* with a sore throat while having…..you get the point…(ZING!)…basically made himself sound like a…….jackass…..truly no better term. After passing the little animal showcase I sat down with my kid and let him witness all the other kids have fun at the park; (kid’s thought: you’re the greatest dad ever….u jerk…make me watch all the retards play =’(….) lol. now before you get all antzy he’s only 8months and can barely walk…but progressing….now that I’ve told you about my boring day, I have to get back to doing my homework before I miss another assignment…..and i cant blame the dog because my class is online =’(…..balls. lmao….i really need to stop watching those raywilliamjohnson videos on youtube. you should check them out though….type in his name…..later. and no…i dont know the muffin man….geez…i dont even know the mail man…

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February 2010 by admin.

So Im going through facebook and a close friend of mines status update catches my eye…. it goes “SOOOO A KILLER WHALE KILLS SOMEONE AND EVERYBODY ACTIN SURPRISED….”

lol…i caught some of the videos on youtube…. they said because of the whales size, the trainers weren’t allowed in the tank with this particular whale (not to mention the 2 trainers its “Killed” before…)….in the footage shown right before, they show the trainer feeding the whale and playing with it right after coming out of the water……before this was released, everyone pointed fingers at the whale….”OMG! you killer killer whale! did you just do what your name implies?? are you really going to live up to it!? should i switch to geico to save money on my car insurance????”

Afterwards they sigh a sigh of relief like, “Oh….he was just being friendly…..she teased him a bit and he teased her back….i think he did? i think HE thinks he did??”….lots of speculation…

now the name “killer whale” derives from the Spanish “ballena asesina” (”killer whale” in English), evidently coming from sailors who observed them hunting whales…have you ever seen one of the discovery channels specials when these things kill a seal? These whales dont play….seals be in the whales mouth as it thrashes…”please dont eat me mr.killer..i have a wife and three kids”…seals neighbor on the side “dont let him fool ya, he’s never had a gf and he lives in his moms basement!!” (JOKE FAIL…)    but that being said, this next quote is from wikipedia…oh and the scientific name is Orcinus orca…the genus name Orcinus means “of or belonging to the kingdom of the dead” basically associated with “whale that brings death”….

“Wild killer whales are not considered a threat to humans,^[4] although there have been cases of captive killer whales attacking their handlers at marine theme parks.”

ok ok some of you might be on the trainers side but one thing you have to consider, the trainer, which im sure of, consciously knew the risks of working with these species but she had a passion for them.  My condolences to her family, but needless to say, you cant tell a person what they can or cannot do and I do encourage you to by all means, do what suits you best. If you love to ride motorcycles at 150mph down the freeway…..mom and pops cant make you stop….=/

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February 2010 by admin.

COLD FEET! literally…. i get up to answer a knock at the door, look out the peep hole…..no one….so I look out the window (eyes still blury from waking up) and i see this man walking away in brown clothes….i think to myself o well…his loss… and then it snapped. IT was the UPS man delivering my package I’ve been patiently waiting for. So I run outside and try to reach him before he started the truck. Apparently these guys are TRULY trained to get up and go because in one motion he started the truck and ZOOM! I stood there waving my hands…looking extra cool (sarcasm), feet freezing…like damn, its more like my loss. =(

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February 2010 by admin.

So this blog is basically an extra website that I was allowed (actually paying for…[o_O]…!) but I figured I may as well attempt to generate an audience =). Today was kind of a dull day….everyone talked about snow all day >=(….one person even commented that they needed snow tires…??? Wtf? This is HOUSTON. Snow comes no more than every 100th blue moon. The pic is some random artwork….and no, lol, I am not the artist of this piece though i will admit; this snow woman needs a razor. Good Day.

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